Um, actually!

The crew didn’t blow up instantly at all, at that exact moment! They spent another three minutes falling back to Earth, where they blew up instantly upon hitting the surface!

Are you a gymnast by trade? Because you’re really bending over backwards to defend your (very wrong) transphobic mom.

In video game design this would be called “emergent storytelling”.

As big brain savant auteur genius Todd Howard says, environmental storytelling is when there’s skeletons in toilets. The more skeletons in toilets there are, the deeper your lore is.

This is why Death Road to Canada is the Citizen Kane of roguelikes.

Oh, heavens no! They’re just hoping the fascists will feel really bad before they themselves pass the fascists’ budget.

There are dozens of us!

For real, though: actual salted licorice candy is heavenly. Anybody who doesn’t like black licorice has usually only tried that Hershey corn syrup garbage.

As I understand it, this is a map of the North Atlantic Ocean??

Ladies.

GIS has been the golden goose of government jobs for decades now. If you can snag a position doing that, you’re set for life.

They designed the snoot to droop.

Whoa now, that’s his sister you’re talking about there, comrade.

The administration is citing the oft-ignored statute of: “The President can do whatever he wants, lol, lmao even.”

There’s this clause about the Senate Pastafarian saying the President doing things is uncouth, but I think that only applies to liberals.

Known non-Russian propaganda outlet lemmy.ml has told us the truth us yet again???

I’m really getting confused about which sources we should arbitrarily dismiss.

I do say, «ahemhem» I DO SAY, good Yuritopiaposadism, that this may be the finest vintage of meme Lower Decks brought forth.

Known Russian propaganda outlet Reuters has fooled us again.

Good old liberal kayfabe: symbolic opposition to what they really wanted to do all along.

Get this dweeb on TV!

time travel stories make my head hurt. I played for 5 hours and didn’t notice.

That’s the time travel messing with you. Don’t listen to it!

Where you at, @GuyWTriangle? The people yearn for megathreads.